I realized today that i have not bought one single christmas present yet and with only eleven days left, i don't know how exactly i am going to do this, hard things to grapple with such as what to buy and who to give. And since money's making the world go round i think i should try and find some of that too. The real "reason for the season": DIRECT DEPOSIT.
tha stars are warnin' me to keep my mouth shut and stay indoors today, but i gotta get up and start this weekend. with my spaceship on i go walkin around the stream takin' a look at all the critters, how they fly and flitter i want to know them, look inside them, i want to be them. i wanna fly and i wanna filler i want to be just one of dem critters.
this morning my sleep was interrupted by what felt like twenty different cats clawing all over my body, but it just ended up being stewart stepping on my face. i looked around the room and i was the only person there, in another couple's bedroom, i read a note, got up and started my day at one p.m. i sold a book, got some lunch and ended up at a mall. self centered shopping and retail therapy done with i came back to my parents house to hear more criticisim, listen to the new gwen stefani album with my sister, take a shower and hopefully be asleep by midnight. here comes the weekend.
i woke up this morning with my window open, it was still dark outside, the sun had not yet come up. i walked to the window to close it and as my foot reached down towards the cold, hard floor i smelled something that was not commonplace in monroe, north carolina. i turned around and saw standing behind me a giant lion who introduced himself as my long lost twin brother. i told him there's now way that could be true and he said that of course we were brothers and upon further inspection it had not been my foot that was reaching for the floor but a large, hairy paw. now my glass slippers will never fit.
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